wow you’re so cute i just want to kiss your nose and hold your hand and buy you cute gifts and surprise you and cuddle with you and then cut your stomach open and rip your intestines out and wear them as a necklace
“SUCK MY DICK,” the fratbro shouts angrily, his popped collar clashing dangerously with his red face.
his friendbro turns to him. “sure,” he whispers. silence reigns. they kiss gently and the night is magical