i love ru-paul’s drag race so much omg. ugh. i just wish theyd show it on tv moar often :((((((((((((
attract nobody because im such a boring person lol o whale.
/friend talks about his sex life
Me: omg when you hit her g-spot did she scream
Me: how tight was she
Me: did you have to stretch her out first with your fingers using the "scissor motion"?
Friend: wait.... how do you know this?
Me: -don't say fanfiction, don't say fanfiction, don't say fanfiction he's going to think that you're a weirdo-
Me: -but if you say porn it would be even worse-
Me: I like ice-cream do you like ice-cream
so much porn on my dash.
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I really want to delete old posts. Looking back on them makes me sick. but at the same time I want to keep them.
pugs are so cute omg. and tall dogs. theyre cute too.
I hope that one day, you will read this. And then, we can be like, lovers. Oh, and tell that handsome Breanne to come along with you when you one day come to meet my parents. You are quite the looker. xoxo, Your lover, Karina ♥ p.s. I wanna know how you smell like. p.s.s....
i made a new friend on the plane
kimleesica: ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black oh my god